The Catgirl's Scratchings
Day 5

This is Cottesloe Beach, I think. Anyway, it’s in WA, and it’s pretty. I was there when I was 14, with my dad, and all I can remember was the nifty 50s’ style diner and how lovely the hot weather was. And the real Vanilla Coke, with actual vanilla in it.

Day 4

One habit I wish I didn’t have was the compulsive need to bite my nails when I get stressed. Lately I’ve been good with it, and had shiny nails for a few years. Then stress, and whammo, no nails. *sigh*

Day 3

A photo of me and my friends:

This photo is years old, but it’s the best one of me and my girlies. Our year 10 formal, with me in the tophat and suit in the middle. Sometimes I wish we were still in highschool, just so that we could all be together and make with the crazies all over again.

Day 2

The meaning behind my tumblr name…

I picked the catgirl because I love them. Liek whoa. I’ve always been a cat person, and I like drawing catgirls, so whatevs. I’ve got a catgirl tattooed on my back, so I consider myself one, even if I don’t have fluffy ears and a Bruce-worthy tail.

The calling part just rhymed.

There you have it. Catgirllcalling.

Day 1

Me

Most recent and decent pic of me that I have. Hair’s a bit longer now, but whatevs.

Fifteen facts about me:

1. I like cooking. I only had to learn recently because my flatmate won’t eat curry, and I love curry.

2. I bought my mum a bawkwards clock a few years ago, and have been unable to read time the right way around ever since.

3. I want to be a stunt double. I’d be freaken awesome at it. Unfortunately I can’t afford training right now.

4. I collect Hello Kitty. Like, anything. I have a Hello Kitty PEZ that I’ve never used. I hate PEZ.

5. ZZ Top is my favourite band. Billy Idol is my favourite singer.

6. I know all the moves to the Single Ladies dance.

7. People I’d never met before I started Uni were warned about me by my friends. Clearly, my reputation preceded me.

8. Even though I’m allergic to citrus, my favourite dessert is lemon gelati.

9. I can tell you exactly what season of Stargate SG-1 you’re watching based on Daniel Jacksons’ haircut alone. I’m the walking Stargate Wiki.

10. I think it’s funny when I go to my favourite bars and don’t even have to ask for my drink. The barstaff already know it.

11. I secretly would love to own a teacup chihuahua.

12. My mother is still better at video games than me.

13. I wear a Stargate necklace, which often causes confusion. Men will stare at my chest and I get awkward, until they go “Is that a Stargate?” Then it’s like we’re BFFs.

14. My favourite foods are either curried or full of garlic. I’ll happily tell people the exact havoc these cause on my bowels, and exactly how many times I’ve dutch-ovened myself awake.

15. I’m starting a business soon.

Stolen Meme…

I stole this from Ham, because I’m bored and liekomguguys, everyone else is doing it. 

Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself.

Day 02- The meaning behind your Tumblr name.

Day 03- A picture of you and your friends.

Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have.

Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to.

Day06- Favorite super hero and why.

Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you.

Day 08- Short term goals for this month and why?

Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days.

Day 10- Songs you listen to when you are Happy, Sad, Bored, Hyped, Mad.

Day 11- Another picture of you and your friends.

Day 12- How you found out about Tumblr and why you made one.

Day 13- A letter to someone who has hurt you recently.

Day 14- A picture of you and your family.

Day 15- Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play.

Day 16- Another picture of yourself.

Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why.

Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have.

Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them?

Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future.

Day 21- A picture of something that makes you happy.

Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else?

Day 23- Something you crave for a lot.

Day 24- A letter to your parents.

Day 25- What I would find in your bag?

Day 26- What you think about your friends?

Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge?

Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?

Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned?

Day 30- Who are you?

This time…

So some shit hit the fan, I moved, more shit hit the fan, I got angry, got over it, got a grudge.

Anyway, will likely move to posting once a week, as I have to thieve the internet from my parental unit (and got that makes me feel so highschool) when I come over to her house to steal her coffee.

Whatever.

Warfare Part 2…

Scenario 3

Get very, very drunk and text message the Male. Tell him you’re planning a Girl’s Night Out, and you’re all skanked up. He won’t be able to resist, because he’s a Male. :D

Also, DRUNK AHAHAHAHAH.

-Tiph

Warfare!

How To Annoy The Person You Like:

Scenario 1

You’re out clubbing, sitting at the table opposite the bar and chatting to the Male. The Really Hot male bartender smiles and waves at you. You smile and wave back in a slightly suggestive manner. Watch Male deathglare the Really Hot male bartender.

Scenario 2

After accidentally sending a text message concerning a TV show that was intended for your friend to the Male, tell him you “got overexcited by the hot guys on TV.” Predict no response or scathing comment on said hot guy on TV.

I’m not playing fair anymore. :D

-Tiph

More stupid boys…

I’ll start this rant with the good news. I got my first assignment back from my Sociology classes back a little over a week ago. I was quite surprised to find out I got a Distinction (78 marks) on it. Which sparked off a drinking spree that lasted a week (and then some, I’m still going!).

Anyway, I ran into the Male while I was celebrating. I seem to have developed a radar for him. I’d been out the back of the club, having a smoke and talking with my friends, when I randomly decided to go to the bar for another drink. Lo and behold, there’s the Male.

I spent most of the night on the recieving end of a highly flirty, touchy-feely male (who was slightly intoxicated). Around 1am, however, he disappeared. His best friend and I spent half an hour trying to find him, eventually giving him up as a lost cause. My friend and I drove back to my house, tired and bored (and really, really drunk if you were me).

As soon as we walked into my house, I started getting text messages from the Male. How he’d pay for my cab fare, come over to his place, I have chocolate and Stargate (I almost caved at that) etc, etc. I ended up staying at my house anyway, but he ignored me for two days afterwards.

Until he asked me what I was doing on Friday (working), then he showed up at my work just to say hi! The hell? The next week I was at work, not only did he buy me dinner, burn me the next installment of my favourite show (Stargate, in case you got confused) and drive me to work, he also picked me up afterwards. Now, this is the guy who has to get up at 6am at the latest for work, insisting he take me home at 12.30am even though I coulda caught a damn bus or something.

He’s driving me insane.

At least I’ve got my girlfriends to bitch and whinge at. They’re just as confused and righteously angry on my behalf.

Gotta love feminine solidarity.

-Tiph