Most recent and decent pic of me that I have. Hair’s a bit longer now, but whatevs.

Fifteen facts about me:

1. I like cooking. I only had to learn recently because my flatmate won’t eat curry, and I love curry.

2. I bought my mum a bawkwards clock a few years ago, and have been unable to read time the right way around ever since.

3. I want to be a stunt double. I’d be freaken awesome at it. Unfortunately I can’t afford training right now.

4. I collect Hello Kitty. Like, anything. I have a Hello Kitty PEZ that I’ve never used. I hate PEZ.

5. ZZ Top is my favourite band. Billy Idol is my favourite singer.

6. I know all the moves to the Single Ladies dance.

7. People I’d never met before I started Uni were warned about me by my friends. Clearly, my reputation preceded me.

8. Even though I’m allergic to citrus, my favourite dessert is lemon gelati.

9. I can tell you exactly what season of Stargate SG-1 you’re watching based on Daniel Jacksons’ haircut alone. I’m the walking Stargate Wiki.

10. I think it’s funny when I go to my favourite bars and don’t even have to ask for my drink. The barstaff already know it.

11. I secretly would love to own a teacup chihuahua.

12. My mother is still better at video games than me.

13. I wear a Stargate necklace, which often causes confusion. Men will stare at my chest and I get awkward, until they go “Is that a Stargate?” Then it’s like we’re BFFs.

14. My favourite foods are either curried or full of garlic. I’ll happily tell people the exact havoc these cause on my bowels, and exactly how many times I’ve dutch-ovened myself awake.

15. I’m starting a business soon.